Everything went smoothly, so I don’t actually have too many comments. My pieces were too big again, but since I always make my board on a regular sheet of paper they will always be too big. I would get new ones, but I like my pirates, and I’m too lazy. They get the job done. Anyway, the five minute rule was just an arbitrary thing I pulled out of nowhere since we needed to play other games to. The game would play fine without it, just as it would play fine if we gave everyone even less time.
Here’s the stories everyone wrote. I don’t remember who wrote what though:
Once upon a time, in a school in a small town in the middle of a vast ocean, there was a student. At the school, he was studying demonology and the science of chocolate; his goal: to invent demon-summoning chocolate. While immersed in this studies one day, the small town was attacked! Being that it was in the middle of a vast ocean, there was nowhere the townsfolk could go as the vicious fairies swarmed. The student escaped by discovering a strange place where he met aliens. Once evil had gained complete power, the student and aliens stormed the small town to save the day! To do so, the student created a giant batch of his demon-summoning chocolate, and the aliens ate it all, and instead of summoning demons, rocks fell from the sky and killed everyone. End.
Office workers found their way to a forest full of demons. In the forest they met aliens that help find buried treasure. They found out that the treasure was the demons’ lunch, which they stole, angering the demons. The aliens explode in fear of the demons, causing a rock slide killing everyone.
Once upon a time in an underground lair in a vast ocean, there lived an office worker who was an accountant for a company that distributed mutation insurance. One day, the mutation insurance company was attacked by a shark swimming competition. Ultimately is allowed the wizard evil sharks to overrun the place by making the inanimate objects come to life. The sharks came to a moral dilemma and they were never heard from again.
Once upon a time in a forest near a vast ocean of chocolate an office worker and a traveler find a laser cannon. The office worker is forced to fight her friend, the traveler. The office worker uses the laser cannon, the traveler explodes and dies. The End.
Once upon a time, in an underground school there lived a swarm of fairies. The magical sack of goodness was hired by a group of townspeople to go exterminate them. In order for the sack to move, he had to be drop-kicked to the priests’ temple for priesteness. She cast a magic spell that allowed inanimate objects to move. Then he got side tracked on his original mission to destroy the swarm of fairies when he discovered a fire laser cannon in a strange place full of buried treasure. So then he decided to have a competition on who could out run from his laser cannon and live.